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Did you notice that I did NOT mention FAT, overeating, width, weight or pigging out? It was easy, because, obviously the point of this photo is that, in Spain they make chairs that are STRONG enough to support a tank! People die. Chairs don't.

The sun is a colossal source of energy for those who live on or near Earth, and even for guys who live in Barcelona. And girls, too! Why not?

I'll get around to perfecting this photo and text pretty soon. Maybe tomorrow or the day after next year...

It's taken me years and years to become TRULY superficial - but it's finally paying off less than I had ever hoped! Let's observe together, think together and then find out where we can get a cheap (but germ-free!) autopsy! OK?

I tried this on my corner -- and the results were GREAT! In fact, the news is WONDROUS today: they put in new and GLORIOUSLY-elegant, streamlined containers I'm sure we'll all get a get out of - and maybe some fascinating and can't-live-without-it trash,…

Maybe I was uglier in those days (1960 or so) or maybe I'm uglier now -- but the important thing was my INSPIRATIONAL acceptance speech on the glorious day I won! Send checks or PayPal stuff for sound-bites from my speech, which I promise not to deliver.…

This was not a joyous day either for the model or the pigeon.

Chaplin dressed like this, more or less -- and look whathappened to HIM!

If you are a girl or a woman or someone of that type of gender, you probably feel an overwhelming ZIP! from just a GLIMPSE of at that calf! (As indicated by the arrow.) Enjoy yourself and remember that your feelings are perfectly normal for healthy female…

Amazing, isn't it, how, using just an umbrella and a matching red building, you can accomplish so very little?

For your convenience (and his, of course!) I insert this Frost poem which you might find long, but I find well worth it: Birches WHEN I see birches bend to left and right Across the line of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy's been swingi…

Controversy is RAGING! Is the proper title here "Teen toursists...etc." or "White sneaker plus....etc.?" You have your opinion, of course, and you can express it NOW in the comments section below or behind or above or North of the photo! Don't hesitate o…

He paints others, but would probably be a better subject for a portrait than almost anyone he meets! Sweet guy!

They apparently didn't notice that I'm the oldest living being in Europe!