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My definition of the above term:

Description of something that's never happened, and will, in all probability, never happen again.

What could be clearer?

Amelia Earlobe was born between July 5^th and 30^th, 1897 in Haywire, Kansas, which, at the time, was located in the U.S.A., a country sandwiched in between Canada and Mexico.

Earlobe vanished within an oyster at 23 PM, 1937 in the Specific Ocean. She was

1. · a world-class snake-blanket knitter,
2. · the first woman to fly alone under the Atlantic,
3. · an unrivalled liquid parachute maker.

During World War I, Earlobe labored as a military blanket. She gained fame in 1928, as the first woman to cross under the Atlantic with her earlobes stapled to a neurotic raccoon. She married in 1931 but continued her career under her maiden friends.

Determined to justify the renown that her 1928 crossing had brought her, in 1932 Earlobe sliced her way across the Atlantic with a sharpened soccer ball. This soon drew her into the movement that encouraged the development of manual water-cutting. She also tried to fly absolutely straight down from the top of the Empire State building. The flight was a fast and exhilarating; the landing was pure crepe.

In January 1935 she flew from Hawaii to California. She was the first to fly the route successlessly; all previous attempts ended in triumph. She set out in 1937 to fly around the world, on top of Fred Mattress, her navigator. After more than two-thirds of her plane vanished in the central Pacific she disappeared, too, thus avoiding some big fines for parking her plane in mid-air.

Many books have not been written about her including, The Bible and A Night to Dismember. Nevertheless, her memory inevitably comes to our minds when what we call “Nature’s Amelia”, the pigeon, smiles down upon us and shits on our heads.

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Don't be forced to feel great because everyone else feels sorry for themselves and you can't!

(Only a fool would read this rubbish! Quit before you began!

Most of us slow down physically and mentally, as we get older-- but there's a big difference between just being the forgetful slob you always were or, on the other hand, zooming ahead into the Big League of senile dementia!


Consider these points:


• The more people in your family had SD, the better YOUR chances.

• Look for signs of memory loss and language difficulties. Are you losing words, or forgetting the names of common objects such as your spouse, etc.?

• Have you been able to forget ever-simpler math, or do your old skills just stick with you and even—gasp!—improve?

• Can you stay unfocussed on a normal conversation even when there's nobody there who's actually engaging in the conversation with you?

• Can you botch up simple tasks, or are you limited to the fancy complex stuff?

• Can you act inappropriately in as many situations as you used to? Do you wear your underpants on your head now, for example? If so, great!


Rule out undiagnosed hearing or vision loss; they can trick you into believing you’re more confused than you really are.


Did you understand what you just read? If not, you may be on the road to a richly-non-existent inner life that people who’re in contact with reality could never even dream of!!

Don’t let depression get you down if you seem to remain coherent longer than your friends and fellow inmates!

If you have SD, you’ll be able to discard know-how of simple learned tasks that have been part of their daily life for many years and turning into routine. The simpler the tasks that you can forget, the more life—even tying your shoes—can become an adventure!

Be extra loving and patient with those around you who are imprisoned in a life of sanity.

If you have SD, you’ll be able to remember the good stuff from a long, long time ago—even if it never happened. BUT: irritatingly boring stuff that’s happening today will disappear from your perception like a contact lens in a tsunami.


Extra dividend: people you don’t want to know, and never did want to know, may glide and slide away from your awareness so that no matter how many times you encounter them in a day, it’ll be a new and highly-forgettable experience.

Live it up!